Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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