i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
how drunk are you?
Several
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
Randomize
