the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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