I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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