just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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