i can't believe i had my finger in that
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
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