We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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