Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Randomize
