Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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