she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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