What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
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