He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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