Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
i just met rob pattinson in italy. he's so stupid, i feel like i would have to say "your penis goes here!"
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
Turns out the creepy dude who bought us tequila shots was the friend of a friend who then got us a table and several large bottles of champagne.
Never judge a man by his mustache.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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