wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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