its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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