if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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