and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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