I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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