I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Still dying that you shit outside
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Randomize
