When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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