She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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