if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
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