Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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