Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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