what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
