So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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