U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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