we have officially lost it.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
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