Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Randomize
