girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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