my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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