just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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