Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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