It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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