I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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