so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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