Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
NoShamevember. You game?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
All I recall is being at the strip club doing dark rum shots and then puking a question mark on the wall above the garbage can in the men's room and having diarrhea in the sink. 6th drunkest I've ever been without blacking out.
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