This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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