theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
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