Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
