Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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