so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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