at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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