you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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