D3 body, D1 cock
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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