Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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