im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Girls should come with a carfax report
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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