Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Is it penis luge time yet?
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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