He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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