Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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