did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
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